PaRARGdox 86
SHE-HOG!!!!: So here’s the story behind ‘She-Hog’… a little while ago I was chatting online with ย my friend Naomi Hatchman – writer and artist of Indigo Puma, check it out – telling her about the news that Disney/Marvel were making a She-Hulk TV show. Naomi seemed unaware of the character, so I started to regale her with the how, what and why of She-Hulk. At a certain point Naomi said, ‘oh “She-Hulk”, yes I know about her… I thought you had said “She-Hog”…!’ We had a good laugh and I said, She-Hog definitely needs to be real and I will put her in Magellan. And, since I needed a rookie placement for this scene… that became her.
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Next update: Wednesday December 16: Haven’t we suffered enough?
Oh I like her.
Me, too, but what just happened with her uniform? It used to be a unitard, but now her midriff’s exposed. I can understand the uniform being made to be super-elastic, since she’s a morpher, and I DO like the way the Magellan insignia on her shoulder is now bunched up between her armpit and her breast, but the sudden separation of top from bottom makes no sense to me.
Unstable molecules borrowed from Universe 616 ๐คท๐
The obvious answer is that the uniform was NOT unitard, just looked that way. The white strip visible on previous page is where she had the top piece of uniform over the bottom piece, probably.
Yep, it separates, using the magic of Velcro (or similar) along the white line. The unitard is in fact two separate pieces. Originally, I had figured the unitard could cope but decided it would still result in a mega wedgie/camel toe/nip slip/wardrobe malfunction or hulking rips given the increase in size of her bust and shoulders… so added a practical solution at her waist (check out the previous couple of pages). ๐๐๐ท๐ท๐ท
Imagine the collective humiliation if these two end up saving the rest of the team ๐
Magellan probably includes a “not being humiliated by needing help against/rescue from unexpected attack” class
It’s for sure part of the Euro Mag charter.
Heh ๐ We really need a list of all those rules ๐
It’s probably taught by Epoch – because why would a badass like him ever need help from anyone? ๐
I have a feeling that she has had to put up with some of her peers calling her “Ganon”.
Only the cool cultured ones that version of ganon is 40 years old
I suspect a few ‘mishearings’ and subsequent overreactions may have cured that rather quickly. “The next person to call me Gammon…”
I think Shehog was right to check with GoAnna! before springing into action. GoAnna! gets to the point quickly there but it does feel a little harsh since as a member of Force Magellan handling the other half of the crisis she might have had intel for them that could rule out an active defence.
She was right checking, but her question about waiting for Magellan USA was incorrect. The real options was to attack or escape … and considering the power disrupter will probably work on them, escaping might’ve been better, bot not even GoAnna! had THAT intel.
Indeed, that’s the kinds of intel that the alpha character would deliver to the cavalry.
I’ve got a bad feeling about what’s about to transpire next for those two . . .
Yeah… those security guys are expecting supers, and I doubt they’ve come unprepared to deal with a super-bruiser. Porgus may give them a bit more trouble, but they unfortunately can probably handle him.
Go!Anna was there when Dane said the Rarg was using Prometheus tech. No 2+2? No warning to the kids about the power neutralizer?
If she had taken some time to think about it. she probably would have made the connection *I trust in her reasoning*, but she does have a lot on her plate. Dane didn’t outright say that the Rarg were using copied tech, although he seemed to have a suspicion of such, and they haven’t had time to talk about it since then. It’s really more up to Dane to voice those suspicions, but it’s a little late to warn MUSA now .
If nothing else, Go!Anna can’t reach any members of the 5 Magellan USA members, just before the 2 most junior heroes on that team were attacked. If Magellan training is “Don’t worry that 5 more experienced members were taken out so quickly and easily no one noticed or got a message off, just charge in with 2 rookies and sort it out later.”, I have some questions about the curiculum. During Worst Field Trip Ever, they had the good sense to order the cadets to scatter (even if most cadets didn’t have the good sense to do it). She Hog and Podgy may have a bit more experience, but they are also considerably fewer in number.
I imagine the excitement of being heroes has got the better of them.
So Wonder Warthog finally has a girlfrind?
Rather, She-Hog might be the Miss Piggy to Porgus’ Kermit…
lol, you win the Magellan No-Prize for noticing the coupling… which I will admit was 100% unintended and which I only realised myself about a week ago…
She needs a giant hook on a chain
“She-hog”? I guess she didn’t want to be called a “Sow”?
I mean, Magellan has a class on designing your costume, for heaven’s sake! Why isn’t there some kind of training (or at least a peer review) for picking a code name??
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Id be shocked if it wasnt part of the same class
There IS, but it only has status as recommendation. She probably really liked the name. Might regret it later.
The lower tusks only grow big on the male pigs. I still would not want to be bit by a female pig, but at least her canines aren’t as big as the ones on a fully functional male. She-hog’s tusks look more like the male version.
Wouldn’t be the first time a power in the Magellanverse did a little gender-swappery.
Not as bad as Shakti (sp?)…
We can’t rule out her being trans, non-binary, or intersex.
Too true!
Or possibly even just sports tusks by choice, depending on the nature of this power.
There are many potential answers.
Man, I bet she and the cat teacher had a hell of a time in the create your costume class, given how creative they had to get with how much mass is gained. I have a feeling this was another cadet who ended up naked quite a few times in her early years at the academy…..almost is a running theme at this point!
Does she also eat like a pig?
She Hog needs a big metal hook on a length of chain